1.The Whole Of The Law
作词：Peter Perrett
He's very very very dedicated to his art
He had the dentist pull his teeth
So he could get the part
Now everything he does
He does as practice for the play
He kicks his feet and throws a fit
When things don't go his way
Instead of sleeping in a bed
He's sleeping in a crib
And at the dinner table now
He dribbles on his bib
He puts his fingers in his food
Then drops it on the floor
Then he spills his cup of milk
And screams for more
His mother says his acting style
Is getting on her nerves, he'll either give up
Or get the spanking he deserves
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